Sunday 25 February 2007

time for a moan.....

In our village newsletter that we get every two months, there was a mention last time about the police being informed and taking action against "local youths riding their bikes on the wrong side of the road" Obviously hasn't done much good. As I came back from the shops there were 5 of the little turds coming straight at me. So I called their bluff. They were expecting me to stop till they turned off to the right, as there was a car coming the other way. Well I didn't. Three of them did the turn, the last two nearly crapped themselves because I drove straight at them, and in fact turned my wheel in towards them. One nearly hit his leg on the bridge. Wish he had and done a head first over the side into the mud. Little bastards think they can do what they like. Oh and the other night someone let off a horrendous firework at 11.40 pm, it echoed round the valley, made 6 of the loudest bangs I've ever heard from a firework. People threw their windows open here to see what the hell had happened, it sounded like it was right outside my house. It was in the street behind. My poor budgie fell off his perch, and when I checked on Diddy, he'd come off his too in his little cupboard. I'd like to stick a firework right up their backsides, evil little scrotes.

4 comments:

Boo said...

I'm with you regarding fireworks Jan. They shouldn't be available for public sale, only organised functions. I enjoyed fireworks when I was younger without regard to how it affected wildlife and domestic animals. I have learned to respect both these days.

oldcrow61 said...

Loved your "moan". It would be my moan as well in the same circumstances. Poor little budgie and Diddy, must have given them an awful fright.

Pauline said...

We had them going off here in town, they are not fireworks, they are distress signals for ships, anyone can buy them, they are very loud, the first time one went off here I thought it was a bomb, very hard to catch them.

Jan said...

That would account for it Pauline, yes it did sound more like a bomb going off, that was my initial reaction, but then when it repeated I guessed it was a firework.