Sorry if this is too much info for some of you, but something really strange and quite spewy has just happened.
I just went in the bathroom for a wee and I saw something in the water of the toilet pan. I stopped dead and it was an earthworm! Still very much alive, and exploring the pan, I use that bloo stuff too, so how that didn't kill it I don't know. So I had to pull up my sleeve and get him out!
I've taken him outside and he's safely in nice soft soil under a primrose, so that a bird doesn't get him after all those efforts.
But the thing is, how the hell did he get in the toilet? I mean, no way have I passed him! Or has he fallen off me when I was last in there. Or crawled up the loo pan from the bathroom floor. That can only mean he has come in through the cistern overflow I think, but hell, what are the chances of that????? As I say, OMG! Lucky I saw him, I guess most people wouldn't have bothered though....