Friday, 21 March 2008

OH MY GOD!

Sorry if this is too much info for some of you, but something really strange and quite spewy has just happened.

I just went in the bathroom for a wee and I saw something in the water of the toilet pan. I stopped dead and it was an earthworm! Still very much alive, and exploring the pan, I use that bloo stuff too, so how that didn't kill it I don't know. So I had to pull up my sleeve and get him out!

I've taken him outside and he's safely in nice soft soil under a primrose, so that a bird doesn't get him after all those efforts.

But the thing is, how the hell did he get in the toilet? I mean, no way have I passed him! Or has he fallen off me when I was last in there. Or crawled up the loo pan from the bathroom floor. That can only mean he has come in through the cistern overflow I think, but hell, what are the chances of that????? As I say, OMG! Lucky I saw him, I guess most people wouldn't have bothered though....

7 comments:

Pete said...

imagine if you hadn't noticed til afterwards. you would have paniced then!

oldcrow61 said...

lol Jan, I could picture the whole scenario. Especially you with your knickers around your ankles getting the worm out. The big question,of course, is how did he get there. Amazing!

Anonymous said...

Obviously youve got one in your brain as well. Nothing to be done about that. Next time refrain from looking so closely at your poo even though it is the most interesting thing imaginable in upper/lower Wales at them moment, right?

Mary said...

This made me smile.....I hope the worm appreciated your efforts

Jan said...
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Jan said...

I deleted my comment. Life's too short to get upset by stupid people. I'm not allowing anonymous comments anymore, I only really did it in the first place because Pauline couldn't ever post because she uses a different blog, but she doesn't seem to come on here anymore, so no need. If anyone else finds they can't post, let me know.

leazwell said...

Strange, indeed. I would have been as nonplussed